Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Friday, July 16, 2010

Laugh! =)

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.


Your Son
Nasser
 

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Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:
 

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop
embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad

Friday, September 19, 2008

My Blog Idol

Today, when i was sien'ing' in the class, yee lin claimed that my blog style is like Xiaxue's.
Well, i wanna make a confession here.


1st and for most, Xiaxue's really my blogging idol lo.
After reading her blog, i felt like creating a blog too and here it is.
She's very brave in commenting anything.
Despite there, people in S'pore still invite her for various parties and functions.
Of course, anyone that knows her knows that she has some fake things but so what?
That's what she wants.


OK. back to the topic.
Hey, i mana ada copy her.
I really have nothing to post mai cincai post la.
Must like you (yee lin) everyday post philosophy mer?
I lecture people dao sien la.
hahaha (cant believe that i actually say this... i must be crazy)


Ooohhh...
I suddenly remember something.
I read the MALAYSIAN TODAY with compliment of the sun.
Specific: Malaysian Today N0.267. Spet 18-24, 2008.
www.malaysiantoday.com.my


The article that makes me laugh like hell is in the middle.
"101 Reasons To School Them In English"
Well, after reading it, i realise that i make some of the mistakes sometimes also.
And you'll be surprised that you are one of them who always make these common mistakes during conversations and writing (maybe i'm doing it now... lolz)


Let me pick some really funny ones.

31. Overheard at a coffeeshop: "No, i dont want iced lemon tea. I want teh-o-ais limau."

35. An article by a journalism student in a local university: "The man died after the post-mortem."

42. At a job interview: Question: You have a long name. so, how do i address you? Answer: I live in Gombak Setia, sir.

101. A very famous local singer was asked by a stewardess, "How would you like your coffee?" The singer, very earnestly replied: "In a cup please."

Hahaha.
Enjoy laughing on the rest if you have the paper.
Get from me for someone who sees me everyday and wants to read it.
Nitez.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Lame jokes =.=

Now.
Clear your mind.
Ready?
Get set.
Go!!!

Lame Joke #1:

Why penguins' front parts are white while the black parts are black????


Lame Joke #2:

If this is SUPERMAN


What's this??

[Special thanks to my bro who is willing to contribute his hand for me to take pic... hahaha]

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ANSWER REVEALED:

#1 - Because penguins' hands are short. They can only reach their front part when they are taking bath. [Super lame answer. Do penguins bathe? Doubt.]



#2 - Superman returns. (See the pose)




Lame??
Yeah.
They are.

[Special thanks again to my best friend Kit Yin that contributed her jokes... Thanks -.-'']